TOTAL RANDOMNESS

Err…I have no idea what to write here.

So put ideas here.

So boring hot day eh?

Yep.

So what do you think of teen titans?

It’s good.

It’s good? JUST GOOD?!!

No!

Cyborg: What the? YO! BEAST BOY!!! DID YOU PUT THIS “EAT TOFU” PROGRAM IN ME?!! BECAUSE IF YOU DID I’M GONNA KICK YOUR --.OH! BREAKFAST!

Robin: Um. Cyborg? Have you seen the remote?

Cyborg: SPLEEE!!!

Beast Boy: What? A boy is trapped in a well ???

Raven: Evil beware…we have waffles!

Starfire: What is a waffle?

Cyborg: WAFFLES!! (Runs over raven in an attempt to get to the fridge)

Raven:X_X

Starfire: Raven are you ok? *Poke’s raven with a stick*

RobinFinds: the remote in Cyborg which would explain his strange running around singing the “Doom” song)

GIR: Doom doom doom dee doom doom, dee doom doom doom doom dee doom doom doom doom.

JOHNNY: Gir get out of the studio(Grabs plasma weapons and starts shooting at Gir)

Yo! Johhny you got a package!

Really? What is it?

I am the BOX GHOST!!!! YOU SHALL BE DEFEATED BY THESE…FORKS AND KNIVES!

(Forks and Knives shoot all throughout the studio)

Excuse me for just a second.(whips out cell phone, calls Danny Phantom.)

Yo! Danny! Can you be over here in say 5 seconds.

Ok!

(ZOOM’S OUT OF BUNGIE STUDIOS, ZOOM’S INTO DANNY PHANTOM’S PLACE)

Going Ghost!

(ZOOM’S BACK TO BUNGIE STUDIO’S AND HEARS EXPLOSIONS FOLLOWED BY THE BOX GHOST GETTING THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING. ZOOM’S INTO A PIE PLACE WHERE BEAST BOY AND RAVEN ARE DATING.)

B.B(Beast Boy): This is the greatest pie in the history of pie.

Spike(A JUNIOR JEDI KNIGHT): Come on Romeo! Time to go!

B.B: But P-P-Pie.

Spike: You can finish it later let’s go!*Yanks b.b away from the pie.*

Raven teleported them back to the tower

Chibi Naruto pops out of nowhere and spray paints the tower.

He vanishes.

Chibi Starfire blasts the stuff off.

Chibi Cyborg polished the tower.

Chibi Robin searches for his bird-a-rang.

Chibi Raven reads a huge book while drinking herbal tea.

Chibi Beast boy is seen trying to beat ‘God of War’…..again.

Naruto is seen battling Sauske….in the various Naruto video games. Naruto loses miserably on all of them (how pathetic).

Sakura is seen mopping the halls of a Tokyo apartment.

Sakura: Geez, I wish someone would help me with this.

Naruto: (pops out of nowhere again) I’ll help you—Gwargh!

Sakura has just shoved the mop into Naruto’s face and proceeds to wash his face with the mop.

Sauske is in the background with a look that just says “What the hell?”

Inner Sakura: He deserved that!

So uhh. Now what?

Don’t look at me!

The X 2 shuttle is playing poker against the computer.

X2: Ha! A pair of kings!

Comp: Flush.

X2:  Damn it! You cheating piece of crap!

Link: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

WE SEE RAVEN’S RAGE SIDE ATTACK LINK.

SCREAMS ARE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE APARTMENT.

UMM……YEAH.

A TYPICAL DRIVERS TEST GONE WRONG:

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (IN REALLY SCARED VOICE.) FROG! SQUIRREL! TREE! ONCOMING TRAFFIC!! BUILDING! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! LIMOUSINE! COVENANT WRAITH! GRUNTS!! ELITE’S!!! HUNTER!!!! RANDOM CHINESE SHOP!!
JEWELRY STORE! LOOK OUT FOR…THAT PYRAMID OF CHEESE!

JOHNNY: CHEESE PYRAMID? OH CRAP!

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR:  BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!

*REALLY LOUD SCREECH AND HORRIBLE CRUNCHING NOISE*

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: JOHNNY!!!!! YOU FAIL…AGAIN!!

ERMMMM…UH.

UH WHAT?

JUST UH.

GIR: WHERE ARE MY TOQUITOS?

Delta squad runs to the hanger and saw four veritechs. Scorch tries morphing his to fighter mode, however he shoots missiles out and they fly past the station and into a city.

SCORCH:  So that’s why they sued me for 1 billion republic credits.

Beast Boy walks in the hallways of Bungie studios humming the “Teen Titans” theme song. He sees Raven by the vending machines and goes over to talk to her. He looks over and sees hotspot, and speedy,  comparing tattoos with the words “Dude” and “Sweet” on them. (From “Dude where’s my car?” lol)

HOTSPOT: DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?

SPEEDY: SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?

HOTSPOT: DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?

SPEEDY :SWEET!

MAS: UMM…THIS IS RANDOM!

MENOS: YAY RANDOMNESS!!

GIR: WHERE’D THE LAST PIGGY GO?

SERGEANT JOHNSON: IM RICK JAMES B--!!

Silver(AKA, the pet blue eyes white dragon who has turned human) walks over to the candy machine. Using his dragon-like strength, he smashes through the glass and pulls out a bag of ruffles. He proceeds to eat the whole bag along with the ruffles.   

STAR WARS BATTLE FRONT 2 ONLY $99999999999999999999999999.99999999999999999999999999 ONLY AT WAL-MART.

RANDOM GUY: AND THEY SAY THAT WAL-MART HAS LOW PRICES.

DIM: OK GUYS! SINCE WE WERE SO CRUEL TO THE DS.

(THROWS A NINTENDO DS IN THE TRASH)

DIM: LETS MAKE FUN OF THE PSP.

JT: THEY SAID THAT ITS PERFECT.

TOM: LETS SEE.

DIM: RANGE OF GAMES BEAUTIFUL

TOM: DESIGN IS AWSOME.

JT: THE CONTROLS THEIR PERFECT!!!

DIM:THIS THING IS SO DAMN PERFECT!

(HE THROWS THE PSP TO THE FLOOR. IT SPROUTS A SAFETY CHUTE AND LANDS SAFELY.)

DIM: OH, FOR FU--!

JT: Okay, let’s see how it handles my plasma assault rifle as seen on halo!!!!

(Shoots at it but nothing comes out)

JT: WHAT THE-- PLASMA CELL NOT INCLUDED?! CRAP!

TOM:OH WELL!

( Tom Pulls out a light saber and throws it at the PSP.)

DIM: UMM. TOM? THAT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

TOM: WHY NOT?

(THE PSP SPROUTS A REFLECTIVE SHIELD AND THE LIGHT SABER BOUNCES BACK AT TOM.)

DIM: HIT THE DECK!!!!!

(JT, AND DIM JUMP BEHIND THE COUCH. TOM ISN’T SO LUCKY)

(TOM BURSTS INTO FLAMES)

TOM: OHMYGODIMONFIRE!

DIM OPENS A PACKAGE AND SEES A PAC-MAN. THE PAC-MAN IS LIKE A REAL PAC MAN ALL CIRCULAR AND CRAP.

DIM: YAY! MY VERY OWN PAC-MAN!

JT: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD PLAY WITH THAT CRAP!

PAC-MAN EATS JT’S HEAD.

AT BUNGIE STUDIOS

BOWSER: DAMN IT!!

NESS: WHAT?!

LINK:THE OFFICE ON THE THIRD FLOORS BEEN BLOWN OPEN BY A BOMB. .

MEWTWO: GREAT!

LINK: HEY ENFORCERS GET OVER HERE!

(ROBOCOP AND TERMINATOR 850 COME IN. THEY WALK OFF TO THE DISTURBANCE.)

NARRATOR: AND NOW RANDOM SUPERHERO MOMENTS!

NARRATOR: STARRING THE HULK/BRUCE BANNER, PETER PARKER/SPIDERMAN, WOLVERINE, JOHNNY STORM/THE HUMAN TORCH, REED RICHARDS/MR FANTASTIC, SUSAN STORM/THE INVISIBLE WOMAN, THE PUNISHER AS HIMSELF, BEN GRIM/THE THING, AND OTHER HERO’S THAT WE COULDN’T FIT INTO THIS STORY.

MARVEL KIDS: EPISODE 1: BACK TO SCHOOL.

PUNISHER      Hey guys whats up.

HULK           Whats up punisher

Spider man   don’ you guys like school?

Hulk              hell no, the chairs are crap.

All                ha ha ha ha

Punisher    They confiscated my tazer gun this morning after I shot the principal

Teacher         Good morning every one human torch can you pass out these paper (he gives him the papers and they catch fire when they touch his hand) or maybe not.

At lunch

Spider man: What the f**k is this crap!

Lunch person: Military-style slop. Rich in vitamins and laxatives,

The thing: I think my potato is eating the carrot.

(Soon enough, we see a potato with teeth waging war with a carrot with red eyes and sharp teeth.)

Punisher: I’ll just have pizza.
(A REALLY ROTTEN OLD, MAGGOT-INFESTED SLICE OF PIZZA IS SLAMMED ON TO HIS PLATE.) WHAT THE HELL?!!!

LUNCH LADY: SORRY THAT’S ALL THE PIZZA WE CAN AFFORD WITHOUT GOING BANKRUPT!

HULK: I THINK I JUST SAW MY SLOP MOVE.

(they go out of the lunch room and the punisher trips on a banana and all his guns start going off)

Punisher  aw son fo a bitch god damn it the pellet went in my ass ouch there goes the 22  my home made rpg damn it my molotovs

Spider man    you know you should really start to put the safety on  

(The shots hit the principal in the groin several times..)

A GAME STORY LINE IN 2059

LETS SEE

UM

200 YEARS AGO

UH

SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED

YEAH THAT’S IT.

REALLY BAD

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

AS DANTE!

THERE’LL BE SWORDS!

YOU’LL LIKE IT!

HONEST!

MORPHEOS: I BET YOU FEEL LIKE ALICE FALLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL THE STORY ENDS. YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. YOU TAKE THE RED PILL AND YOU STAY IN WONDERLAND AND I SHOW YOU HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES.

NEO TAKES A PILL AND SEES MORPHEOS’ HEAD ON A FLOWER SAYING, “NOW YOU SEE THE TRUTH MAN!”

UMM…… NOW WHAT?

UH(BANGS A STEREO UNDER DESK THAT’S LABELED “SOUND EFFECTS”)

ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S CLONE: AND NOW A TRAFFIC REPORT. EVERYTHING’S PRETTY SLOW TODAY DUE TO A WRECKED STAR DESTROYER. THERE’S A STARFIGHT GOING ON AT COURSCANT SO IT’LL BE ON LOCKDOWN FOR A WHILE. NOW TO MY MASTER, OBI-WAN, FOR A BORING HISTORY LESSON.

OBI-WAN’S CLONE: I HEARD THAT JACKASS! OK THEN, NOW FOR A HISTORY ABOUT HOW THE JEDI KILLED THE SITH BUT THEN GOT KILLED BY THE SITH. BUT THAT COULD’VE ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY DECEPTION WHICH IS A KEY SITH TRAIT WHICH CAN ONLY BE BALANCED BY TRUTH BUT TO TELL THE TRUTH YOU MUST BE A JEDI. (STARTS SPEAKING REALLY FAST) BUT TO TELL TRUTH WOULD KILL A SITH WHICH WOULD BE STUPID. JEDI AND SITH ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS AND FURTHER MORE THE SITH ARE EVIL UNCIVILIZIED B**CH’S WHO KILLED OFF ALL THE JEDI JUST TO HAVE THEIR REVENGE.

ANAKIN: (STUPIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE)YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T DO THAT.

OBI WAN: SHIT! SORRY

ANAKIN: NOW HERES SPIKE(THE GRUNT) WITH ALEIN SPORTS. SPIKE?

SPIKE: THANK YOU ANAKIN! IM HERE AT HIGH CHARITY FOR THE ANNUAL “TOSSING OF THE GRUNTS”, THE SPORT WHERE HUNTERS THROW GRUNTS ACROSS A HUGE RANCOR PIT, THE GRUNT WHO MAKES IT ACROSS WINS. SO FAR THERE HAVEN’T BEEN ANY WINNERS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE HUNTERS LOVE SEEING GRUNTS RUN SCREAMING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEFORE BEING EATEN.

ANAKIN: THANK YOU SPIKE! NEO IS ABOUT TO SURPRISE SOME AGENTS LETS WATCH.

NEO LOOKS AT HIS COMPUTER AND GOES TO THE TRASH BIN.

HE SAW THAT IT WAS FULL OF AGENTS.

THEY WERE ALL JUST FLOATING AROUND IN A WHITE BACKGROUND.

AGENT 1: MR ANDERSON YOU F**KING BASTARD!

AGENT 2: YEAH! WHAT I SAID!

NEO: IS THAT ANYWAY TO THANK ME FOR FREEING YOU FROM THAT VIRTUAL NIGHTMARE?

AGENT 3: COULD YOU AT LEAST GIVE US SOME ENTERTAINMENT?

NEO: SURE! YO OPERATOR! GIVE THEM SURPRISE NUMBER 2.

OPERATOR: I LOVE THAT ONE!.

THE TRASH BIN IS SUDDENLY FULL OF SCREAMS OF “ARGGGGHHH THE CRAP THE BIG CRAP!” BROWN STUFF COMES OUT OF THE TRASH BIN.

NEO(LECTURING PEOPLE ABOUT THE MATRIX) I COULD BE AN AGENT, YOU COULD BE AN AGENT, THAT DOG COULD BE AN AGENT, OR MAYBE MORPHEOS COULD BE AN AGENT!!

MORPHEOS (WITH GARY COLEMAN’S VOICE): WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT NEO???!!!

EMPOROR PALPATINE: EXECUTE ORDER 519.

CLONE TROOPER: GET YOU TACO BELL AGAIN??!!

PALPITINE: YES B**CH! I SAID GET ME MY TACOS!

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LUKE SKYWALKER: YODA! WHY YOU BEEIN A PLAYA HATA?! YOU KNOW THAT I MUST CONFRONT LORD VADA!

YODA: BUT LUKE NOT READY YOU ARE!

LUKE: BUT THERES A CITY IN THE CLOUDS WHERE THE KEEPIN MY CREW! A JEDI’S GOTTA DO WHAT A JEDI’S GOTTA DO SO NOW VADA IM COMIN FOR YOU!!!   

AN AVERAGE DAY ON ALPHA CENTARI:

SEVEN: SERENA! GET THE F*** DOWN HERE!

SERENA: WHY THE F*** DO YOU WANT ME NOW?!

SEVEN: YOU’VE GOT A F**** PACKAGE!

DAVIS SKYWALKER:  BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE F*** UP! I’M TRYING TO MEDITATE!

SEVEN: F*** MEDITATION!

DAVIS: WELL F**K YOU THEN.

VEN-NAR(A RETIRED MANDOLORIAN): ALL OF YOU WILL GET A F**KING GRIP BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL.

Z1-53(LIKE HK-47): WOW! HUMANS CURSING IS IT MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY?!

T3-P4(LIKE T3-M4): WHAT THE F***S GOING ON HERE GUYS?!

R2-D2:  I HAVE NO F****** IDEA MY FRIEND.

ALFOR KENOBI: I’LL BE MAKING BREAKFAST.

DELTA 38(A CLONE COMMANDO): EXECUTE OPERATION “KNOCK KNOCK”!

SCORCH: I LOVE THAT ONE!!

SCORCH PUTS ALL OF HIS EXPLOSIVES ON THE DOOR (FROM C4 TO CHERRY BOMBS) AND DETONATES IT.

(One Atomic Explosion later)

Sev(while cleaning soot and dust off his armor): Mental note: Have Scorch do that at boring public events….

THE NEW MOVIE: “MIKE JONES!” BY MIKE JONES. STARRING MIKE JONES, DIRECTED BY MIKE JONES, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MIKE JONES, RAPPING WHO DO YOU THINK? MIKE JONES B**CH!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG RAN ALONG THE HALLS OF BUNGIE STUDIOS. HE WAS RACING SONIC` AND NOT `WATCHING WHERE HE WAS GOING. HE RAN STRAIGHT THROUGH ROUGE THE BATS DRESSING ROOM WITHOUT BLINKING, NEARLY RAN DOWN VEGETA WHO SPLIT HOT COFFEE ON HIMSELF, BOWLED THROUGH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO WERE STANDING IN LINE FOR THE XBOX 360, STOPPED TO GET A PIZZA, KEPT RUNNING WHILE EATING IT, SLAMMED THROUGH THE INTER DIEMINSIONAL BORDER WHICH SENT HIM THROUGH THE SUPER SMASH BROS MANSION, CAPSULE CORP, GREAT FOX, AND BACK TO STATION SQUARE WHERE HE AND SONIC RAMMED THROUGH THE GUYS BATHROOM, WERE PLAUGED BY THE HORRIBLE SMELL OF EGGMANS CRAP, BURST OUT OF THERE, RAN THROUGH THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM/BATHROOM, GOT CHASED OUT, SAW THE FINISH LINE, AND –

EGGMAN: AT THIS POINT IT IS USELESS TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO THESE TWO IDIOTS.     

KNUCKLES: LET’S JUST SAY THEY UM YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW

TAILS: WATCH THIS CLIP OF BRIAN FROM FAMILY GUY IN A BANANA SUIT SING “ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.”

LINK: OH CRAP.

NARUTO: WHAT?

LINK: GODZILLIA AND KING KONG ARE FIGHTING!

NARUTO: WHAT? AGAIN?!

KAKASHI(APPEARS BEHIND NARUTO): NARUTO! YOUR LATE! AGAIN!

NARUTO: SORRY! BUT GODZILLA AND KING KONG ARE FIGHTING AGAIN AND I DON’T WANNA MISS IT.

KAKASHI: WHAT ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER NOW?!

NARUTO: WELL APPARANTLY KING KONG IS ACCUSING GODZILLA OF STEALING HIS LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BANNAS FROM THE BANNA REPUBLIC AND THE PLANET OF THE APES.

(IN THE BACKGROUND, GODZILLA AND KING KONG ARE DESTROYING TOKYO.)

KAKASHI:  UMMM OK THEN.

KAKASHI: NARUTO REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES YOU SLEEP WALKED?

NARUTO: OH YEAH!

(FLASHBACK)

We see naruto sleepwalking through an inn chasing an imaginary sakura with an imaginary ramen noodle jar.

Naruto(interrupting the flashback): Is this the one where I end up in an akward position with sakura?

Kakashi: Nope!

Naruto:  Ok then what is it?

Kakashi: Its… um.. well it’s this(holds up a soaking wet manga(aka come come paradise))

Naruto: What’s that have to do with anything?

Kakashitrying to control himself as he puts the manga away)

Kakashi: well you see when you were sleep walking last night you f**king P***ed on my ‘come come paradise’ collection

Naruto: ummm…..you see well I….umm yeah

Naruto drops a smoke bomb and trys to run away but hits a wall instead

Kakashi: (sweat drop) my god you’re an idiot

Kakashi: Ummm…what now?

Naruto: Lets watch Prince Zuko and Uncle Iroh do stupid things.

Uncle Iroh(From “Avatar the last airbender”): Prince zuko try to relax. Here have a corn dog with extra mustard.

Prince Zuko: No uncle! I must search insanely for the avatar! And further more im allergic to musta—

Uncle Iroh shoves a super hot and smothered in mustard corn dog in zuko’s mouth.

CHIBI ZUKO’S ANGEL: THERE ARE SEVERAL KNOWN HOT TEMPERATURES KNOWN TO HUMANS. FOR EXAMPLE, A HOT SUMMER’S DAY MIGHT COME TO ABOUT 102 DEGREES FERENHEIGHT.

CHIBI ZUKO’S DEVIL: A VOLCANO FULL OF LAVA MAY COME TO ABOUT ONE BILLION DEGREES.

BOTH: RIGHT NOW ZUKO’S EXPERIENCING A TEMPERATURE SOMEWHERE AT THE VOLCANO SIDE.
      
(PRINCE ZUKO IS RUNNING AROUND WITH HIS MOUTH ON FIRE AND MUSTARD SPRAYING OUT OF HIS NOSE)

Homer: MMMM…Corn Dog(Drools)

Knux: Umm what now?

Rouge: *Whispers in knuxs ear*

Knux: *Blushes* Naw girl I’m waiting till Friday to do that.

Rouge (Seductively) Why wait?

Tails(eavesdropping):*sweat drop*

Knux: Hey wait a--. TAILS! GET OFF THE FU** PHONE! IM TRYING TO DO ROUGE ON THE PHONE ER I MEAN PROTECT THE MASTER EMERALD!!

Tails: Whoa! Way too much information man!!

Shadow: ROUGE!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME??!!

Eggman: TO E TO THE G TO M A N. MY NAME IS—

Sonic: Eggman shut the F*** up!

Shadow:*Waves a chain gun threateningly* If he starts rapping one more time, im going to shove this gun up his ass and fire!!!

Sergeant Johnson: That doesn’t do anything. Use my flamethrower!

Shadow: Thanks Johnson! *Takes the flamethrower and pokes eggman with it*

                           
Ganondorf (Screwing up his line from the windwaker): You cannot beat me with a sword that doesn’t have a d*** on it.

Link: Ganondorf!! Its “You cannot beat me with a sword that doesn’t shine with the masters light
on it.” You’re either screwing up or your gay!

Ganondorf: Im not gay! If you want true gayness go to hell! No seriously Saddam Hussein and Satan have something going on down there.

LINK: O_O OK I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT![4]

IF VIDEO GAMES WERE OUTLAWED IN THE UNITED STATES WOULD YOU BECOME JAPENENSE OVERNIGHT?

SCREWING UP ORDER 66

EMPORER PALPATINE: EXECUTE ORDER (SEES A BLASTER SHOT KILL THE COMMUNICATIONS) DAMMIT!!!

(MEANWHILE WITH THE CLONES)

CLONE COMMANDO: EXECUTE ORDER DAMMIT?? THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.

DIRECTOR: CUT!!

CLAPPER GUY: TAKE 2!

PALPITINE: EXECUTE ORDER 517!

COMMANDER CODY: WHAT?? GET YOU TACO BELL AGAIN??!!

PALPITINE: YES!! I NEED MY TACOS!!!

CLAPPER GUY: TAKE 3!!

PALPITINE: EXECUTE ORPERATION KNOCK KNOCK!

DELTA 07(SEV): OH CRAP!

(WE SEE DELTA 62(SCORCH) GRAB C4 AND BLOW OPEN PALPITINE’S DOOR. HE THEN PROCEEDS TO SHOOT PALPITINE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER)

DIRECTOR: CUT! GET PALPITINE’S REPLACEMENT!

(WE SEE A REALLY FAT GUY IN A WITH A LONG POINTY NOSE AKA EGGMAN)

CLAPPER GUY: TAKE 4!

EGGMAN: EXECUTE ORDER 5-0-7-1-3

CLONES: KILL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG??

SHADOW (PUTS ON PALPITINES ROBES): EXECUTE OPERATION “EGG SPLIT”!

CLONES: YES SIR!!

(THE CLONES PROCEED TO CHASE EGGMAN FIRING AT HIM.)

DIRECTOR: o_O UM…CUT?

DELTA 38 ON THE SUBJECT OF LIGHTSABERS: A CIVILIZIED WEAPON FOR A CIVILIZIED TIME EH? WELL GUESS WHAT?!! TIMES HAVE CHANGED!

Naruto (tries to do the Rasengan but instead Chidori appears in his hand): What the—

Sasuke (tries to do the Chidori but instead Rasengan appears in his hand): Let’s run at each other, make it dramatic.

Naruto: Ok!

(Meanwhile, with Kakashi)

Kakashi: I sense a disturbance in the chakra…

Sakura: What kind?

Kakashi: Naruto and Sasuke are at it again…only this time it’s much worse…

(Back with those two)

Both: It’s so beautiful!

(White light explodes outward, and consumes them, Konoha, and the akatsuki…Orochimaru yanks Kabuto in, just as it fades)

(Meanwhile, in the basement of the apartment)

Alien king: CRAP! IT HURTSSSS….Damn…I’LL NEVER MOCK QUEENS AGAIN!

(Really…disgusting things, involving birthing, eggs, and an Alien screaming happen…and the janitor gets facehugged! Yay!)